You've got problems. You talk to me.

Placeboware builds the apps the world needs, using technical excellence, oxford commas, placebos, and skullduggery — whatever it takes to get you out of the wasteland and back on the road.

See what I've built
  1. 01

    The world has problems, we all know that.

    I fix the problems I can, with the tools I have at my disposal. Some above board, some creative.

  2. 02

    You might have a problem I want to solve. Reach out.

    Most likely, you will be ignored.

  3. 03

    Technology can be a force for good, entertaining, grammatically correct, or pox.

    Why not both?

Field-tested apps

A running list of things I've shipped. More incoming.

ForCrisSake

Coming soon

Angry Parents have been mixing up names in the heat of a moment for ages. Time to missuse technology to help them out.

Link coming soon

Wheel of Blame

Coming soon

My take on a classic. Spins up an answer to 'whose fault was that, exactly.'

Link coming soon

AreWeAlmostThere

Coming soon

Kids on trips are really annoying. Let an app field that question so you can rage in silence. You're still a good parent, they can;t see your face.

Link coming soon

Got a problem that needs a lecture? Unless you're my kid, you're more likely to get an app. Lectures are extra.

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